![]() ![]() These books do their job but somehow punctuation abuse does not diminish. Competition rules remind us: "The judges decision is final." Now, many punctuation guides already exist explaining the principles of the apostrophe the comma the semi-colon. Eats, shoots and leaves.' We see signs in shops every day for "Banana's" and even "Gateaux's". ![]() 'Large black and white mammal native to China. 'Panda,' ran the entry for his assailant. And sure enough, when the waiter consulted the book, he found an explanation. The panda shrugged, tossed him a badly punctuated wildlife manual and walked out. He ordered a sandwich, ate it, then pulled out a gun and shot the waiter. Not a primer but a 'zero tolerance' manual for direct action. A witty, entertaining, impassioned guide to perfect punctuation, for everyone who cares about precise writing. ![]()
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